I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Green mimosas i think yes
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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