Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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