How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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