No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I don't deserve a penis
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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