Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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