He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
