I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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