Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
