Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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