i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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