Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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