these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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