its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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