Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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