Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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