After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
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The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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