I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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