We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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