I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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