dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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