Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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