David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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