At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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