Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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