This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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