after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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