Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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