He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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