...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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