so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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