For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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