return my video game
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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