i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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