Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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