what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My ATM looks so different sober.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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