he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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