I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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