I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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