you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
