i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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