Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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