Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize