yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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