i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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