I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Randomize
