he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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