I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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