Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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