My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I need to calm my uterus...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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