My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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