BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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