Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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