Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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