fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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