And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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