He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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