But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He better not be in your backpack
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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