I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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