Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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