I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I deserve this hangover.
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