i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
