Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
