Is it because I queefed?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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